you so.. no.

phuckindope:

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Aug 19

phuckindope:

Phuckindope.tumblr.com

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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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Aug 17
Aug 17

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Aug 17

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

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oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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Aug 17
Aug 17

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Aug 17

RIP Talia Joy Castellano
August 18, 1999 - July 16, 2013 

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Aug 17

brunetteinaunionjack:

 (x)

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blackjackmothafucka:

you turn and look at them like

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Aug 16
When a fine girl calls you “papi” “boo” “babe” in front of your boys
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
Aug 16

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want
Aug 14

baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

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atlopez:

tight
Aug 14

atlopez:

tight

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incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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Aug 14

drankinwatahmelin:

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Aug 14
White Girls Be Like:
Aug 14

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