Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.
when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it
Concept: raw dick her so good that she would still feel that the dick is inside her afterward.
Concept: Raw dick her and give her a neat creampie before she heads to work one that drips out slowly during work so she cant wait to get the after hour dick
Conpect: she’s at work, daydreaming about sucking that dick.
Concept: Shes at work, bring her lunch and eat her for lunch on her lunch break
Concept: give her that “Ima fuck the shit outta you when you get home” type of look when you stop by her job.
Concept: Have a quickie on her job and make a short vid so you can send it to each other on snap
Concept: cover her mouth while you hit it from the back at her job so she won’t get fired for getting dick down.
Concept: Nut on her lips during her lunch break so her female co workers can compliment her on her new lip gloss
My nigga… her co workers gonna be like “lip gloss popping, Lil Mama” lmao @john-key
as they should be i drink nothing but water, cranberry juice and pineapple juice and i eat pistachios